Firepit, pizza oven, double-deck grill, and rocket stove all in one? Yes, please. Hip, Brazilian, new this summer, also looks vaguely steampunk? Ooh la la.
The Noori V02 Airy is all that and portable. The versatile new appliance can help put the finishing touch on your hot girl (or boy, or individual, etc.) summer patio scene. Let’s cruise through a hypothetical evening to explore the full range of the Noori V02 Airy’s faculties.
Light My Firepit
Assembly is as easy as arriving at the edge of the infinity pool in your G-wagon, unloading the V02 Airy’s modular pieces onto the marble stone patio, and assembling them. Effortlessly place each piece on top of the last, while perhaps sipping a Negroni or regarding a Basquiat.
Then, cue up the rocket stove, or “fogão a lenha.” Light premium logs in the V02 Airy firepit’s chamber and let it heat. Shortly, you’ll have a roaring and concentrated flame, thanks to the enameled steel tubes inside. Simmering a savory bouillabaise? Simple. Flash-frying some carne de res for fajitas? Fabulous. Don’t be afraid to go Salt Bae on that skillet — by now, everybody’s watching.
Brazilian Barbeque
This is where it gets serious. Brazilians are regarded as barbeque experts worldwide (sorry, Hank Hill — propane may be a clean-burning, economic fuel, but traditional methods have you beat). Reconfigure the Noori V02 into a two-tier grill to gain the BBQ advantage for cooking perfectly rare steak or succulent veggies.
Luxuriate poolside in the knowledge that you truly are grill master, while the Noori burns faithfully and aromatically nearby.
Pizza Oven
It’s getting late and Kathy’s pretty well into the vinho. Time for some sobriety-check pizza? No problem. Each Noori V02 Airy comes with a pizza stone. Simply place it on the top grill, apply a grate to limit sparks and ash, and in no time you’ll have fresh pizza. Enjoy it, as it sobers your friends up just enough that they finally stop talking about how much cheaper it is to live here than in LA.
Rage Against the Dying of the Light
At last, the time comes to lean into the night full-tilt. But every Bacchanalian feast needs a dramatic backdrop. So chop some more wood with the complementary rustic-inspired hatchet you got at your company retreat last year, and reconfigure the V02 Airy for the last time tonight: it’s firepit time. Enjoy the dance of the eternal flame as you microdose the night away, speculating on crypto futures and planning an ayahuasca ceremony in Costa Rica next weekend.
The Buy
Get the impressively versatile Noori V02 Airy firepit, currently on pre-order through Noori’s website. The best part? Brazilian-born Noori delivers the Malibu experience for Rio money. The fully-loaded, top-of-the-line stainless steel model costs MSRP $1,875 US.
Learn more at Noori.com.
