Pretty soon, everything you own will sport an integrated bottle opener – and no, that’s not in any way a bad thing. Take the Old Familiar Comb, for instance. It’s laser cut from stainless steel and always ready to tame that wind-rustled mop or liberate some bottled beer (or soda) without breaking a sweat. Available in two formats – either full-sized (pictured), or as a smaller, mustache-and-beard-suited version. Stainless steel not good enough? A hardcore limited run titanium comb can be also had in exchange for one Benny F.

Hit up Kickstarter to check it out – 12$ (mustache/beard) or 23$ (full-sized).