The Bum Bag might be named after our street-wandering brethren and the tools they employ to drink inconspicuously in public, but don’t let its simplistic appearance fool you: it’s miles ahead of the standard brown paper bag. For one, it’s is made with Tyvek, the same durable, waterproof material used in Paper Wallets. Better yet, the inside is lined with foil insulation, keeping your beverage (hey, who says there isn’t root beer under there?) cool and tasty for much longer in the blazing heat.

Check it out at Two Heads Are Better Than One – roughly 10$.