Always wanted a surfboard but don’t actually know how to surf? There’s surfing lessons, then there’s Bombwatcher’s Surfboard Chair. This short, authentic-looking wooden surfboard reveals its true less-than-athletic nature in the form of a sturdy fold-out seat. Maybe you’ll never catch a wave but at least you can kick back, crack open a cold one and earn the envy of real surfers.

Head to Etsy to check it out – 750$. [Source]